“Why is it all we can hear in our head is a Sea Shanty being sung with a really bad 70’s guitar playing?” - 98% Evil
“Cause you’re fucked.” - 2% Good
“Oh, right.” - 98% Evil
“You know…this would make waiting for November 23rd so much more easier.” - 98% Evil
“Would it?” - 2% Good
“No…we’d still be freaking.” - 98% Evil
“WE KNEW IT!” - 98% Evil
“Oh bother.” - 2% Good
“Has your weekend ever started like this?” - 2% Good
“I don’t know about started…but finished like this a number of times.” - 98% Evil
“Come on ladies! Work with us here!” - 98% Evil
“Please…..” - 2% Good
*BIG SMILE* - Both
“Need to label them books.” - 98% Evil
“And this is why when we have something good we never ask “What’s in it?”…” - 98% Evil
“Cause sometimes….you just don’t want to know…” - 2% Good
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*SNORT!* - 98% Evil
“Wow…That’s 2 snorts in 5 minutes for you.” - 2% Good
“Hey, there’s some funny shit out there! *SNORT!*” - 98% Evil
“You looked at the picture again didn’t you?” - 2% Good
“Yup.” - 98% Evil
(Source: kirkbull)
*SNORT!* - 98% Evil
“We can just hear him go “EWWWWW!”…” - 2% Good
(Source: indiewhoohoo, via beautifulsexyandhot)
“Right ladies?” - 98% Evil
“We knew there was another name for it!” - 98% Evil
